Do you want to know the real reason why you’d better pick up your dog’s poop when you walk him? Because if you don’t, packs of angry children will parade around the streets with anti-poop signs and frighten any roaming canine and their owner into bagging up their doo-doo.
Yes, it’s true. In the Neukölln neighborhood of Berlin, Germany, there is such a problem with dog poop in the streets that hundreds of school children gathered to protest it. The Attack Dog Poop Demonstration brought roars of protest from the crowds of chidren in the streets proclaming “Schieße weg! Scheiße weg!” “Go away shit! Go away shit!” The parade ended with songs and speeches in the park. They even had schwag. What I would do for a dog poop protest cup!